
- Artist/Title: Charles Balls - less difficult to hard water / progressive furniture totemic
- 6
- Format: CDR
- Label: Bennifer Editions (Cananda)
- Price: $10
- Catalog ID: CarbonDist_bennifer_charles_balls_less

- Artist/Title: Crank Sturgeon and Gastric Female Reflex - live at radio centraal
- 4
- Format: CDR
- Label: Bennifer Editions (Cananda)
- Price: $10
- Catalog ID: CarbonDist_Bennifer_gfr_crank_cdr
"beniffer editions cordially invite you to take a whiff of the soggy tour panties of crank sturgeon and gastric female reflex who in the midst of poor hygiene and everlasting sunday morning sentiment bring you their first collaboration. these psychic emanations of pedal gazing, pause button cliff-hangers and haphazard button compressions were recorded on dennis tyfus' radio show and edited down to the bare essentials by charles balls. art works by sekitani in tri-silkscreened splendor by thee benifese retions! "

- Artist/Title: Sounds of North American Adult Bookstores - mermaid in a manhole
- 6
- Format: CDR
- Label: Bennifer Editions (Cananda)
- Price: $10
- Catalog ID: CarbonDist_bennifer_adult_bookstores
"ever get fed up with the name of your band (especially the one that seems to suggest the female's discard of feces during the laborious conception of her child)? i mean, after a while people kind of presume a certain quality of the work based solely on the name. for example really archaic names (mostly "initial" bands) like REM or INXS can pretty much guarantee that theres going to be some expensive shit lying around and this really deep asshole that writes long-winded letters signed "prudence" telling people what to do with them. you can also pretty much assume that if theres a "town" in there (like boytown or crazytown) theres bound to be some hair-gel going around, getting all over everybody's hands- trying for the life of them to seemlessly combine post-STP grunge and caucasian-afflicted hip-hop into some highly manicured suburban pap. the only thing you can really do, you figure, is fabricate a plethora of band names that you rip off from various comedy records. "now we're a vaguely nymphomaniacal psych-band!!". this is the sister-album to gastric female reflex's "nairobi piece", and appropriately she's a 'beaut! although, i must say that she similarily inhereted a bad temper and a propensity for getting her abnormally sized "hormonal-stage" wiskers stuck in the gears of the tape recorder. she keeps her head straight on this one, though, promise. this one comes in roofing material with tits screened on it."

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